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issue 1 june 2004 |
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| suede fanclub meeting minutes (con't) 5 |
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was santa?" backslash
answered, "he gurgled like santa." wouk squeals,
"then i was right! now you tell a friend, and you tell a
friend, and you tell a friend, and so on, and so on, and so
on..." 2:46 p.m. - suddenly the doors to the meeting hall are kicked open with a loud thud, as agents of c.i.a. and interpol rush into the room wearing body armor and armed with high powered machine guns. rocky horror is thrown to the floor and handcuffed. someone with a badge yells, "awful doctor orloff, you are under arrest for speaking in obscure code." rocky horror is yanked to his feet and dragged from the room. as the doors close, an agent points a finger at fluffy and dr. setting and mutters "we're keeping an eye on you two. the owls howl at midnight." dr. setting shrugs and says, "i'll be gone, then." rocky horror is heard screaming outside in pain. 3:52 p.m. - loose stands and says something perverted and completely unnecessary. 4:03 p.m. - loose and mar move to a side room. ganymede drums his fingers on the arm of his chair and yawns. 4:22 p.m. - gunsucker makes motion to end meeting. motion passes unanimously. |
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