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issue 1 june 2004

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school reports (con't) 4

simon gilbert – st william’s, stratford-upon-avon

pe
simon has shown great proficiency this term in using the gym equipment. he is also a most enthusiastic member of the rugby team, always keen to hurl himself into the heaving scrum. well done!

english
as you know, there has been cause for concern with simon’s discipline in this class, as he refuses to study the works of the bard. as you can imagine, this can cause upset in a town such as our own, and his insistence of wearing chains on his trousers during a trip to the shakespeare birthplace on a fieldtrip was problematic. he does however show great skills in literary appreciation and has produced essays of a high standard.

chemistry
simon chose to experiment with various hair-dyeing brands for his extended project, and was willing to experiment on himself for this. however, i am somewhat concerned that the henna has not yet faded.

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